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Devil Master 

Mastermind who is behind such projects as The Fourth Coming (an Unreal mod parodizing Duke Nukem Forever), the Gamma System Explorer (a simple space simulator set in the solar system of the old computer game Damocles) and Monolith (a remake of the old computer game Sentinel).
He hates MAME and is a great fan of Duke Nukem. He is noticeably the only 3DRealms UBB member to have guessed everything 3DRealms revealed about Duke Nukem Forever and at the beginning of 2004 he pwned Drazula by proving him wrong about the release date of Duke Nukem Forever.
I am always right! All bow to the Devil Master!
Devil Master by Devil Master April 9, 2004
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Strep master 

n. One who has a severe strep infection continuously . Usually a woman who does not see a gynocologist.
"That bitch gave me a strep infection."


"Yo, that bitch is a strepmaster."

The Master Splinter 

Similar to the word "Fist" in that it is both Verb and Noun, "The Master Splinter" by definition is a maneuver that requires a thumb splint to be done properly.

To have done The Master Splinter properly, one must first cover the splint in hot melted margarine and then proceed to forcefully inject said thumb+splint into the rectal cavity of a man or woman. This should be done with a running start to gain optimal momentum so you can then, as the "splintee" persay dives away, carry him/her down a Minimum Seven Yards of Slip'N'Slide.

The Master Splinter does hurt the "splinted" and "splintee" greatly as to one having a broken thumb and the other being so surprised. Thus the requiring of the margarine.
Gavin: "Did you see The Master Splinter last night?"
Todd: "What? We didn't play Turtles in Time last night.."
Gavin: "Noo.. Callum got his splinted thumb into someone and carried them all the way down our giant Slip'N'Slide!"
Todd: "How'd he get that thing in there? There's no way it could fit!"
Gavin: "I think he used margarine.."

The Master Plan 

Becoming infinitly rich, and buying the spanish launguage and deleting it. Therefore forcing all wet-backs to speak english.
Richguy: Initiate the Master Plan

Butler: Indeed, sir.

(butler presses button)
The Master Plan by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009

Dungeon Master

When you make the sounds of a dragon then light your virgin partner on fire and extinguish it with your sperm. Breathing smoke into your partner's ass is encouraged..see pink sock

Singed hair from the abraham lincoln can be saved for extra effects
While dungeon mastering my friend's girlfriend, things got outta hand and next thing I knew, my apartment was burned to the ground..and I was still naked
Dungeon Master by C3 Unicorns December 7, 2006

Biff Master 

The Master of Biff
Biff Master by Master October 16, 2003

dungeon master

Computer\console game serries from 1985, ported to over 10 systems a basic pseudo 3d game(like classic Wolfenstine 3d or Doom) but in a D&D setting.
Also title used in 3 of the 5 games relased comerically for the serries.
Dungeon master for the Atari ST, Amiga computer, Dos. Last comerical game in serries: Dungeon Master Nexus a Japanese only true 3d game for Sega Saturn.
Lives on today in projects like Return to Chaos(RTC) and Chaos Strikes back for Windows(CSB4win).
dungeon master by ParuNexus June 14, 2005