matt desmond

A pervy little man of biracial descent- must be under 5 foot 4 and have a penis less than 1 inch long.

Dude, you're drooling over that girl- don't be such a Matt Desmond.

by SNOWMANSHANE97 November 28, 2017

Matt op de map

Used when you simply outplay your opponent. Doesnt limit itself to only video games, it can be used in other forms of accomplishment.

''Refers to the character matt in the popular video game: wii sport''

Dude did you see what i just did bro, Matt op de map man!

by TheJokerNyc October 30, 2020

Matt Walsh

A UFO enthusiast

I've heard Matt Walsh believes that aliens built the pyramids

by Eushshtb October 02, 2024

You're Matt Damon

You're the man (sometimes used sarcastically)

Johnny: "Remember when I predicted this would happen? Looks like I was right.
Jenny: "You're Matt Damon"

by P_Low September 13, 2023

Matt Wright

The name given to a guy who gets rejected no matter how many times he asks the same girl out.

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who got rejected 20 times by the same girl?
Person 2: He’s such a Matt Wright!

by Meme Lord 69 420 September 14, 2022

Gay Matt

He is really gay for a cat named Tom.

Whats that meowing sound? Thats a Gay Matt fucking Tom!

by Stopreadingthis213 April 21, 2020

Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020