Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

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Matt Siegel

an ugly bunni with stank breath and still in stages of puberty.

The kid s' breath smelled so goddamn bad, like Matt Siegel almost...

by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018

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matt and olivia

they are the best couple in the world and everyone wanna be em

“they are a perfect couple”
“must be matt and olivia”

by lowkey.ol.via November 6, 2021

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Matt-oan

Matt-oan is absolutely 🧢. He's LYIN to himself when he says he is not. He knows that Chanel is the GOAT. Matt also says people with a name like Chanel cap cause he doesn't want to admit he lost the UNO GAME FFS!!

Chanel: The amount of 🧢 rn!!
Matt-oan: I SMELL CAP! EVERYWHERE IS 🧢 YOU ARE MADE OUT OF CAP! YOU'RE WHOLE BODY IS CAP
Chanel: I am the GOAT.
(see? denial.)

by Whatugondo October 18, 2020

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Matt Bull

To shine with the utmost elegance. To serve the world with an unquenchable desire to see it better a place by the time you leave it despite the obstacles that stand before us all. To look into the face of a cold and hard world but stare back at it with a smile and an almost unimaginable about of resilience and love.

'Damn I just Matt Bull'd my pants'

by PaulBlartMallFart October 12, 2023

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