samantha laplant

A very sweet innocent southern who has a fetish for submissive mungs that work in fast food. One must be warned of engagibing a samantha laplant in public, she has been known to attack with massive dildos, reminiscent of the housewife from shameless. The fox says odalodee

Jesus monkey paw slap happy samantha laplant

by gerry h buckmeiner November 19, 2013

dan lapidus

sexiest ginger in town
know him
or ur not quiche
get with it
he likes to ride horses
and to play the fiddle

Yo are you going to the Dan Lapidus house? I heard all the quiche people will be there.
refer to booty for reference

by muffaka January 10, 2014

rusty lapper

When you get a lap dance from a stripper who doesn't wipe properly.

I wish I would've paid attention where she came from, because that stripper just gave me a rusty lapper.

by The dark canuck88 August 10, 2017

dappy lapkins

When spooning with your significant other and they fart on your balls.

After eating 6 cheese biscuits, I couldn't help but to dappy Lapkins my man most of the night.

by Jillydillyo December 18, 2017

thanasis lappas

Thanasis Lappas is an amazing person who sometimes might be more nervous than he has to.He is a talented and a very intelligent person who is skilled with drawing.He is a good and royal friend who will always try to put a smile on your face.

Thanasis lappas is great!!!He always makes me laugh

by John Mires January 11, 2018

Tyler Lapalm

An idiot that's likes to fight kindergardners and run like an idiot while playing Xbox.

Dude that guy is such a Tyler lapalm.

by Hiyler August 20, 2018

Life-lapse

Occurs when an individual carries on with an activity they were doing recently in the past (a few minutes, several hours, the day before, etc.) in present time without realizing that they already completed the activity; the individual almost immediately recognizes that they are not doing what they originally had set in mind to do, but instead are repeating a previous activity and/or routine from before. The individual usually has to back track and/or reorient themselves in order to continue with their original task after realizing that they were momentarily living in the past instead of focusing and acting or reacting in the present. A natural phenomenon that can occur when an individual is neither paying attention to nor actively focusing on what exactly they are supposed to be doing and instead allow muscle memory to momentarily take over and carry out the task for them, despite realizing thereafter that the task was done incorrectly because the body was not performing the same task that the individual was trying to accomplish.

I was just trying to finish this math problem when suddenly I had a life-lapse and had to rework the problem because I forgot what I was doing.

by War&Ruin August 31, 2018