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fake ballin' 

wearing sunglasses during a time when you obviously dont need to wear them, like indoor or at night.
take those sunglasses off, your inside, quit fake ballin'

that douche is always fake ballin with his oakley's, and its 10:30 at night
fake ballin' by maneatingeskimo September 19, 2011

Fake Bake 

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.
Fake Bake by Mughal King November 2, 2014

Fake Hooper

A person who claims to play basketball but knows they do not truly play the sport. Also claims to be a "D1 Dreamer" or a "D1 Bound" player.
Person 1: Look he posted another basketball pic
Person 2: Chill he a fake hooper
Fake Hooper by @jthebucket August 21, 2016

Fake friend

A fake friend is a fake ass, two face mfking bitch with no boundaries. That bitch will be so nice to you and act like she is you friend but in reality she's talking shit about u, sharing you tea, and snatching yo edges. So if you got a fake friend do us all a favor and drag that bitch like she's never been dragged before cause ooooh we all hate fake bitches.
Britney is talking cap about me. She's a fake friend. Imma drag her ass.
Fake friend by GucciGang10080 October 18, 2017

fake yeezys 

A knockoff version of a particular pair of shoes produced by Kanye West. It lessens your credibility as a person.
Bro... Malikai bought fake yeezys yesterday. I don't think I can be friends with him anymore.
I couldn't afford a premium shoe, but want to follow the bandwagon and become a hypebeast, so I bought fake yeezys.
fake yeezys by Lovable Loli October 24, 2017

Fake Hoe 

An Abigail Hicks.

A jealous girl who lies about her life, about suicide, dead babies, pregnancy, and hoes around for ANYONE. Emphasis on the "anyone." And has to fabricate stories about her life to make it look like she has a life, when in reality, she has none at all.

A troll who hides behind the screen and lies.
Tom: Damn, that girl is a down-right fake hoe.
Max: Yeah! She's also jealous of Amy,
Fake Hoe by FiestyBitch January 9, 2018