the lame claim of a professional job of honey used to make every situation about herself even when 95% of those situations have nothing to do with her.
Person A: Why are you always centering yourself, Honey?
Honey: Y’all didn’t know that I was a professional centerpiece!
Honey: Y’all didn’t know that I was a professional centerpiece!
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Get the Colten mug.Centene Time Warp Theory, or CTWT, is the phenomenon experienced by company employees that proposes that time is not as it is perceived it to be, i.e, minute for minute and second for second as expected. It is in fact a far higher ratio that isn't known until a work week is complete. There is no known formula to calculate this ratio prior to the end of a scheduled shift and is to this point, only a feeling experienced by those exposed. Any one person may have a different feeling that is dependent on their level of exposure.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
There is currently no known cure for CTW sickness other than rest and time away from your job.
Pauly had a long week at work. He told Larry and Freddy that he was happy the week was over.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
Pauly: Man I'm glad this week is over.
Freddy: Pauly, it's only Monday afternoon.
Pauly: No way, it feels like it's been a week already.
Larry: Pauly, let me educate you on Centene Time Warp Theory(CTWT). It makes you feel like you've worked an exponentially higher number of hours in a short period of time.
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Get the Center yard mug.A short term for "censorship technician" refers to an individual who is responsible for monitoring and restricting the flow of information in a society. The centechs are employed by authoritarian regimes and corporations to control the narrative and suppress dissenting voices.
The centech in the government was working overtime to censor any information that went against their narrative.
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