Bacongate

The incredibly idiotic and amazing event concerning the cooking of pork products in empty school dressing rooms. This act of civil disobedience resulted in harsh punishment when members of the bacon brigade were caught in the act by their supervisor. Members of such an act of defiance will forever be remembered as the ones who stood up in the face of athletics assemblies and said, "Bacon is King!"

Hey guys, did you hear about the bacongate scandal?
Yeah, it was ridiculous. Those kids are going to lead the country some day.

What should we do during this dumb ass-assembly?
I don't know, lets cook some bacon.

by Nixon of Pork March 11, 2011

Bacon-Train

A rapid succession of complete ass whoop-age.

The winning team shouted: "it's a bacon-train now baby!"

by Pablo Rancharos April 27, 2011

Bacon Shards

Shit; poop; forced grease. The remains left after a painful poop in the washroom.

The remaining feices in the bottom of a toilet after a super painful washroom break; leaving cuts, bruises, and bloody trails on the floor and off the side of the toilet seat. (or on the toilet)

Dude, I scared the bacon shards out of that kid.... Blood. Everywhere.

by Milkey Fluids November 8, 2011

Bacon Friend

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

Fuck, you just pulled a bacon friend...

by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011

Baconaroni

Macaroni and cheese with chunks of bacon in it.

That baconaroni that the chef made last night was killer; I need to find the recipe for it so I can make some at home.

by Purple Tiger19 November 13, 2011

Bacon Santorum

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.

After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.

by Riley Decko February 25, 2012

BaconBonus

When you have completed all your life skills, the God's grant you with the ultimate BaconBonus. Vegetarian wegetarian, You go straight to hell.

Randy has fulfilled the pleasures of our gods because his new haircut, he gets aBACON BONUS.

Sharon has decided to lower her cholesterol for heart attack prevention by cutting back on fatty meats. She will never be granted the BaconBonus.

by MyBaconskeeper. March 6, 2012