naughty water 

A strong alcoholic beverage, usually having 'naughty' connotations. Eg. Absinthe, Vodka, Whiskey

Would you like some naughty water, be careful it's quite strong?

naughty water by Mr. YOLO January 17, 2014

offering a drowning man a glass of water 

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse

She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.

offering a drowning man a glass of water by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008

Frat Water 

Some may say this is a cheap beer.. but there is only one real beer that may be called frat water.. and that would be Fratty Light, aka Natural Light.

fratdaddy: where's my koozie? i need it for this frat water.

gdi: what's frat water?

Frat Water by The Vines December 12, 2010

California Water Omelet 

The act of having a woman crack an egg next to your scrotum and simultaneously jacking you off while in very hot bath water.

Janet, this California water omelet would have been just as effective without making me wear the giant baby diaper.

California Water Omelet by theflamingpie August 3, 2011

lucky water

Vodka in a water bottle. Used to greatly enhance enjoyment of tennis.

Coach I need to go and get me some lucky water before the tennis match.

lucky water by Ivanstan January 15, 2007

Big Water 

When you are experiencing diarrhea in the toilet.

Diarrhea, "Big Water", wet poop

Big Water by ment2live January 11, 2009

Cherry Water Ice 

Philly slang for a bloody or fat lip. The term refers to the similarity in color of ones lips after eating a cherry water ice, to that of a bloody or fat/red lip after a fight.

Watch what you say out your mouth because I might go in it. I'll give a nigga a cherry water ice, fast.

-Beanie sigel

Cherry Water Ice by Trox October 20, 2012