keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023

Keep Knit

A designated "look out" for the fuzz when something nefarious is going down.

Keep Knit while I raid that betches stash! I don't want any surprises this time!

by Marla_Singer March 27, 2023

keep renegade

Something a huge dykey cunt drives

Look at that dude. He probably drives a keep renegade

by Jeep March 28, 2023

Keesean

Keesean is someone who cares about the minor details, and someone you should be proud to be a good friend and family member with. He’s an amazing man, father, son, cousin, boyfriend too! Keesean always comes through when it counts, and cheers people up when they're sick or feeling down. If Keesean’s doesn’t like you, it’s probably because they’re very circled with the people they love, or they have a reason to why they don’t like you. Keesean’s the best at everything he does, whether it’s athletically, academically, and he’s one for the ladies. Keesean’s can keep relationships with girls private or publicly, if he is private, just don’t be surprised if you’re just finding out about Keesean’s relationship 2 years later. He’s very considerate and kind. Can be a little pushover rarely, but still the main in charge. With anyone that has a Keesean in their life, you should be proud. Very Proud. He’s the MVP.

Person 1: I could pull all of these girls in this building right now, I could beat everyone in here at basketball.

Person 2: No you can’t. You’re not a Keesean.

Person 1: I don’t like Keesean
Person 2: Why??
Person 1: What is there to like about Keesean?
Person 2: It’s Keesean!! Literally everything! You even asking that sounds like you’re irrelevant or you’re just mad jealous, that you could never have my Keesean, or even be one of his friends. He’s the best. He’s my best.

by everyonelovescassondra April 7, 2023

Keephob

A man who is super hot, handsome, sexy, and delicious eye candy.

He's a total keephob.

by xFrenchFry April 9, 2023

keese syndrome

ptsd of being assaulted or touched sexually by gary (mr/daddy) keese.

middle schooler 1: Dude did you hear about the kid with keese syndrome
middle schooler 2: yeah he was fucked in the bootyhoe by keese

by meemer beemer May 4, 2023

Keep Banging your doors

A term used by prisoners or ex prisoners referring to the awesome load bang you get from slamming your cell/pad’s door. It pisses off the screws/ prison wardens because you can’t not jump/ be scared from it.

“Keep banging your doors the boys”. Stop banging the fucking doors!!!”

by ImArascal May 11, 2023