King Jake Johnstone

Ruler of all the worthless bums who spend their last penny on cheap alcohol and cigarrettes. Wears shitty crown made of empty beer cans.

Long live King Jake!!!

by The Scuba Instructor April 28, 2005

Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.

Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"

by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016

The Johnston

Someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:

- Has more money than you
- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken

Oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally The Johnston!

by MegaManJohn November 8, 2015

Johnsen

The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.

If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".

"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"

by Johnsen Johnsen June 17, 2009

johnston

Comes from the abreviation for Johns Town,

a town full of toilets or also known as a shit hole

Dude I have to move...its a Johnstonhere

by indybob April 9, 2009

Molly Johnston

Molly Johnston is a charming girl with gorgeous brown hair. She's rather friendly and has amazing ict skills. She loves bands and every man should have a Molly! She always has a comeback is always witty! (: She is always up for a laugh. She's really hot and has pretty blue/green eyes. She has flaws but, doesn't everybody? She falls inlove easily and don't let go of friendships. She's normally misunderstood and tends to stress alot. She loves her best friends and whenever you see her you'll just know she's a Molly! She loves converse and wears skinny jeans. She's quite the mosher and has scene features :3.

Hey look she's wearing converse! That's defo a Molly Johnston!

by Mawlz. November 30, 2011

Johnston's Jaw

Johnston's Jaw is an ailment that is commonly found in alcoholic young women.
It is caused when the drunk women participate in fellatio.
With the extended time the jaw is wide open and the grinding caused, it wears down the jaw bone and cause's pain for month's and even years

That slut student nurse got her jaw fucked up by that rugby team at uni.
She went to the doctor and he diagnosed her with Johnston's Jaw

by IBM Sophie February 27, 2008