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Jeezers

A euphemism for use of "Jesus" used to show that you are angry, annoyed or surprised or as an acknowledgement of another's situation in which anger, annoyance, or surprise is expressed.

Where as "Jesus", used in such a context, can be considered a swear word that many people find offensive, "Jeezers" is a concession towards softening that offensiveness. The usage is not derogatory. It is a replacement to avoid potential offensiveness in American English while not importing the use of "Crikey" from British English.
"...and then I got sick and the medical bill was over $50,000 and I had to remortgage my house and then my dog got ran over and Timmy lost his soccer tournament in the first round and I found out my husband was cheating on me and since he's my boss he fired me and I don't have any money to pay for doing my laundry."

"Jeezers!"
by The Son of Mr. Potato July 24, 2023
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Jeed

An innocent volleyball team of pure hearted Christian individuals
JEED lost a noble game against Taylors Wiffed on court 2.
by Red Pandas August 3, 2023
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jeep patriot

A car that mid girls drive
That girl is a solid 4/10, she definitely drives a Jeep Patriot
by Jeeppatriothater123 August 8, 2023
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Jeef

Acronym: Just Enough Enticing Flair.
When something that is truly shit, but possessed a certain charm.
Nice Handbag, babe!
Yeah it’s pragmatic with just enough enticing flair.

Yeah it’s really got jeef
by Queen of real estate August 15, 2023
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jeeted

The meaning to have sex or masturbate with someone else.
These two girls jeeted by the tree the other day.

Did you hear about the new couple? Turns out they jeeted eachother the other day.
by Luvvvsantii August 23, 2023
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Jeet

A word used to ask someone if they have eaten.
by happydayz2228 August 25, 2023
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Jeep Driver

A Jeep Driver holds themselves and everything they do in very high regard. They drive like they own the road and even upon leaving their vehicle can still be identified as one who's shit doesn't stink. They will defend their vehicle and their lifestyle as being the way to live and the only way to operate. Asking one of these individuals or trying to inquire about why they are the way they are, generally results in a grandiose rationalization of arrogance, lack of care, and just overall denial.
Bystander 1: Hey look, that person just drove over the curb.
Bystander 2: Huh?
Bystander 1: They took up two spaces and I think that's a handicap space
Bystander 2: Hold on I'm texting

Bystander 1: You're not even paying attention. I'm gonna go say something
Bystander 2: Don't bother, that's a Jeep Driver
by Skoolsswister July 22, 2024
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