mexican hammer

A mexican Guy with a extremely Large Penis

Maria says she like mexican hammer's

by Miguellito123 July 5, 2016

gas hammer

an alternative to the words "fart-knocker" if you want to be really polite, but still want to imply someone who is mail enjoys both giving and receiving anal sex.

"I really wish he would admit it to himself - Nigel is such a serious gas hammer!"

by frankly side-smear June 15, 2016

Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 15, 2016

Fudge Hammer

A brown 61-67 Ford E100 Econoline truck.

"Looks like you drove the Fudge Hammer today."
"Yeah, it was a rough ride."

by vintagegamingsystems August 1, 2016

blow hammer

A person who is not intelligent.

That Robert is a damn Blow Hammer.

by RickBeach5 June 23, 2017

Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.

"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."

by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017

Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.

He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.

by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017