The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.
Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
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He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.
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Derrick is a butt banker. None better at returning your investment.
Sam has been a proud butt banker as long as I have known him.
Lisa loves the butt banking business. Customer satisfaction is her top priority!
Sam has been a proud butt banker as long as I have known him.
Lisa loves the butt banking business. Customer satisfaction is her top priority!
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Get the kadin baker mug.The Baker is oral sex performed by an extremely desperate female to a morbidly obese male wherein sour skittles are inserted into the urethra and urinated into the mouth.
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