The Baker

The Baker is somebody who plans the meals, buys the ingredients, preheats the oven then serves the meal but who never gets to eat the muffin.

Last night The Baker went to bed alone after being rejected by his wife for sex even after he prepped everything, and I do mean everything.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

dirt barber

A very sophisticated and intelligent man who cleans to the dirt at school.
He has big versions of the little tools barbers use.
This is known as a dirt barber.

Ma, who is the dirt barber, he is handsome. How do I get one?

by sinrlifemattrs September 9, 2025

Butt banker

Anyone who likes to receive and hold deposits of sperm in their derrière.

Derrick is a butt banker. None better at returning your investment.

Sam has been a proud butt banker as long as I have known him.

Lisa loves the butt banking business. Customer satisfaction is her top priority!

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

baby banker

A kid that comes out of the womb and wants to be an investment banker or a quant. They usually do not have much of a personality and think “walk me through a dcf” is a good conversation starter.

“This freshman was talking mad game about his DCF for Berkshire Hathaway, what a baby banker”

by Finance Brah February 25, 2025

Emilia baker

Emilia baker is the best kind young ladie who loves to help people and is smart and funny

Emilia baker a kind person

by Thekidinblack February 25, 2025

kadin baker

a little bitchboy that crashes out over nothing important

thats kadin baker!

by hahahahahaha32030 March 2, 2025

The Baker

The Baker is oral sex performed by an extremely desperate female to a morbidly obese male wherein sour skittles are inserted into the urethra and urinated into the mouth.

I did the Baker to mark last night

by Under Writer Bob March 26, 2025