Havesomefun's definitions
Derrick is a butt banker. None better at returning your investment.
Sam has been a proud butt banker as long as I have known him.
Lisa loves the butt banking business. Customer satisfaction is her top priority!
Sam has been a proud butt banker as long as I have known him.
Lisa loves the butt banking business. Customer satisfaction is her top priority!
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
Get the Butt bankermug. A content creator who is hot as fuck but limits their content to solo performances, or very rare collabs. A huge waste of potential and fantasy, because they only like what they see on the screen or mirror. A Borrick. Adds to social content but in a limited way that seems overly limited to their potential.
Derrick’s a Disney jerk off. He’s hot af, but only wants to beat it to himself.
She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.
He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
She’s hot, but just a Disney jerk off. Nobody can touch her.
He’s such a Disney jerk off I couldn’t get a kiss or feel.
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
Get the Disney jerk offmug. Name given to attractive, well endowed individuals of all sexes who would rather jerk themselves off in front of a screen than fuck. Boring.
Used when you know they are going home to jerk it instead of being socially acceptable.
Used when you know they are going home to jerk it instead of being socially acceptable.
Come on. I need it bad. Don’t be a borrick.”
“I know you have been a borrick all week. Enough! Fuck me!”
“I know you have been a borrick all week. Enough! Fuck me!”
by Havesomefun September 22, 2025
Get the Borrickmug. When two lovers are fucking, or transitioning to a different position, and the receiving member wishes to clarify what is happening. The receiving lover grasps the giving lovers cock firmly and gives it a good squeeze, especially at the tip, causing an involuntary bow or nod to the other member.
As a bow signifies submission, this provides immediate clarification and understanding of roles and responsibilities.
Named for a well known performer who frequently used this maneuver to keep passions teamed and timed to her desires.
As a bow signifies submission, this provides immediate clarification and understanding of roles and responsibilities.
Named for a well known performer who frequently used this maneuver to keep passions teamed and timed to her desires.
“You’re going to listen this time or I’ll cockjenny your junk all night. “
“I love it when you pinch the head of my cock. You can cockjenny me all night.”
“I love it when you pinch the head of my cock. You can cockjenny me all night.”
by Havesomefun September 21, 2025
Get the Cockjennymug. I was trying to make my way around Temptation Alley when i ran off the road and into a beautiful set of tits / a massive cock / a juicy pussy.
Abs are my fav, but i gotta go around Temptation Alley to see the sights first.
Abs are my fav, but i gotta go around Temptation Alley to see the sights first.
by Havesomefun October 3, 2025
Get the Temptation Alleymug. by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
Get the Hoof-heartedmug. Essentially, a spell that is cast after two lovers have climaxed. The receiving member turns to the giving member and, grasping firmly, asks, “Did I get it all?” The receiving member then proceeds to perform, for a male lover for example, a post cum soft cock blowjob. The spell can only be broken by the giving lover announcing, preferably breathlessly, “Every last drop.”
Named after Derrick, a fitness trainer with an immense cock and a positive personality, who delivers massive loads and has legendary stamina and strength.
Named after Derrick, a fitness trainer with an immense cock and a positive personality, who delivers massive loads and has legendary stamina and strength.
“Hey babe, tonight I want Derrick’s drop!”
“Ok, I’ll give it to you, but afterwards I get Derrick’s drop!”
“Ok, I’ll give it to you, but afterwards I get Derrick’s drop!”
by Havesomefun September 10, 2025
Get the Derrick’s Dropmug.