For example "I can't get a wank in edgeways, I've got loads of work to do"
"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"
"I had a busy weekend, I couldn't get a wank in edgeways"
by The sting December 23, 2013
Get the can't get a wank in edgeways mug.An act of masturbation or wanking performed when your family/flatmates are out and you are at home alone, allowing you to knock one out without having to worry about getting caught, and enabling you to view pornography with the volume turned way up.
"Hey man, I'm having a party wank at my place tonight."
"Well make sure you check every room first."
"Well make sure you check every room first."
by bloodmonkey February 19, 2009
Get the party wank mug.A male who is of disrespectful manner to a female stranger. Particularly with sexual requests or intentions. Turd wanks tend to be very conceited (i.e. someone who talks 'at' you and not 'to' you.), devious and annoying.
Liz: "I was visiting italy once, and while i was sitting on a staircase with my friend, this complete turd-wank came up to us and started trying to make conversation with us. Then we had enough and walked away and he was like 'wait! will you let me take you to dinner?! I will buy you a dress and you can keep it if you make love to me!'. "
by Liz R. and Justin N. January 23, 2009
Get the turd-wank mug.Male masturbation which involves putting a banana skin in the microwave for 10 seconds, putting your shlong inside it and jacking off.
by I P4P4MURF I July 25, 2010
Get the Hobo Wank mug.The act of masturbating whilst making loud monkey noises, such as 'ooooh eeeh ah ah ah oooh ahh ahhh!'
by PdizDog November 27, 2011
Get the Monkey Wank mug.I love it when she gives me a clit wank, before I kick her back doors in, and finish her off with a donkey punch.
by DARKFiB3R June 15, 2015
Get the Clit Wank mug.To wipe your arse crack over your victims nose in a forward and back motion. Thus leaving a shitty smell in their nose.
by Afcb stu October 7, 2006
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