An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Trump was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Trump-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man is in office.

"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Trump-years. By the time we get him out in 2020 I will be over one hundred Trump-years-old! "

Trump-years by SAJESQNYC April 26, 2017

Word of the Day on June 15, 2017

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Trump Draws

Trump Draws is a series of online animated images in which Donald Trump is revealing a document which typically has something rather childish scribbled on it. This meme all began with Donald Trump passing a bill on live television and showing his signature on that document. People then began editing the video to give it some comedic value and it is now fairly popular across the internet.

"Hey, that meme is nowhere near as good as the Trump Draws meme."

Trump Draws by Crucify Me Gently November 19, 2017

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Trump Muffler

Farting into a cushion or similar to stop nearby people from smelling or hearing it.

I'm going to use that pillow as a Trump Muffler.

Trump Muffler by Lady Gibber July 16, 2006

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