Pizza shorts

Extremely tight jean short cut offs worn by a pizza maker, covered in flour and sauce.

Those are some tight pizza shorts!

by Kkkrazy123 September 18, 2016

cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.

I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.

by Bobw39 August 12, 2017

no shit Conan

The phrase "no shit Conan" refers to the phrase "no shit Sherlock", but instead of Sherlock it's Conan, the main character from the anime Detective Conan.

This phrase is the weeb version of the "no shit Sherlock".

Normie: Did you know that Conan likes Sherlock Holmes?
Weeb: No shit Conan.

by Karizaki January 3, 2019

Chin Shot

The less aggressive cousin of Bangkok, or the Nut shot, it’s a quick slap underneath the chin of an unsuspecting person as a way to annoy or aggravate them.

A chin shot is often preceded by a question or distraction technique, and followed up with a public announcement of its act by the perpetrator.

Son: (pointing in the opposite direction) “Hey dad, what’s that over there?”
Dad: (turns away to look) “What is it son?”
Son: (smacks chin) “Bam!... CHIN SHOT!”
Dad: “Boy, you are an aggravator.”

by JJtheJackass June 21, 2019

monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

by Telephony February 15, 2020

Hylian Shield

Link's final shield that defends virtually everything and is so powerful that monsters can't break it and is the most badass shield in the world. Can even PREVAIL against GANON. GANON gets worried every time he sees Link's MASTER SWORD AND HYLIAN SHIELD.

Link used his Hylian shield to defend against Ganon!

by Sacred Thunderstorm May 22, 2020