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Nunery Closet 

A girl who is a slut but pretends to be a nun. She pretends to be nice to everyone but is a complete bitch. This is a place where all the bitches in the world can go so we don't have to deal with them.
Me: Damn Alyssa is such a slut!
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?

Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)
Compulsive Liar On Everything
You can not believe her/ him, she/he is Cloe.
CLOE by Micadw May 9, 2018

closet freak girl 

Lover of the limp pen0s.
closet freak girl by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Closet Bromo 

In short, a bromo in disguise. One who goes out of his way to buy a car in Dallas on the same weekend his friends happen to be heading to Oklahoma City (without a guitar). They have random plans to see Hootie and the Blowfish at a casino for no real reason but Closet Bromos somehow always get "sucked into" the trip.
Signs of Closet Bromo activity may include...
- the purchase of a guitar
- the purchase of guitar lessons
- a dusty guitar "in the closet" because they spend too much time dreaming of how Hootie's nuts would taste.
Randy Amaro is a Closet Bromo.
Closet Bromo by GFord November 10, 2008

Closet Bro Hoe 

A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.
"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."
Closet Bro Hoe by RaeMac January 7, 2010

Door closer 

a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion
Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.