brown heat

Noun. A dense concentration of flatulence, usually experienced while under bed covers, in a bathtub or other confined spaces.

Was that you?
What do you mean?
Don't give me that shit! That brown heat hit me in the face when I got back in the car!
Sorry, I thought it would go away by the time you got back.

by Jim Riggins December 3, 2006

brown-keying

Using a laptop while taking a shit.

B: I'm takin a shit.
N: Right now?
B: Yup, I'm brown-keying.
B: Its not a dell,its a dung.

by NJC October 23, 2006

James Browning

James browning is a one of a kind character, always the life of the party throwing down his best dance moves on the floor to impress the sexiest bitches around. Will NEVER say no to a shot of liquor and will ALWAYS end up naked by the end of the night not knowing what the hell is going on and tending to not cover himself infront of strangers. Has great conversations and is always a nice person to talk to, but beware afdter a few too many patrone shots he begins to speak in a Russian Monalaugue which is a mix of several languages but mostly Russian. You can spot a James Browning driveing a charcole colored "RIG" while listening to Lil Wayne most likely drinking a madress or forty ounce old english. But beware if you are drunk and he tries to convince you he is sober and good to drive do not believe him... Ever... Also do not i repeat do not get on his bad side while he is intoxicated because he tends to destroy things/ girls houses that are supposed to sell the night after the party.

" hey james what are you doing tonight" "im blacking out, im james browning, wanna come with? we can take my RIG"

by Brock Sampson III October 26, 2012

Brown on the Cheese

when something turns out perfect or is great like perfectly cooked brown cheese on pizza

"Man this jacket is the brown on the cheese"
"Yo if we get him to come to party that will be the brown on the cheese"

by theoneandonlyd November 24, 2012

Brown dolphin

Also known as Sweet Tea.

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.

by rosemarsh June 9, 2010

Brown Python

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.

"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."

by kasairashi August 21, 2011

Al Brown

To refer to the attractiveness of a male. Also known as 'Al Brownian' See also: Bardem

Oh my gosh, he's a total Al Brownian! /drool

by allbrownalbrown March 14, 2008