guy 1 and guy 2 

used in every urban dictionary example sentence. literally no one would have the conversation these guys bring up

Guy 1: SEX SEX SEX HKGYUGYUGYUJHGTYGKJ

Guy 2: thats fucking stupid, correct

Girl: i got sexed and i hate and i tell everyone. i also like the sex

this is guy 1 and guy 2 in an example. also girl is there too

guy 1 and guy 2 by The Guy who is Anonymous April 1, 2021

rule 99.1 

If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.

Friend 1: Huh... I didn't know about rule 99.1.

Friend 2: Me either...

Friend 1: ...I'll get the Crisco.

rule 99.1 by Quacker1 February 16, 2008

2 Girls 1 Cup 

A very, very, very disgusting internet video. It starts with two girls making out and then one of them shits into a cup and you actually see her butt and see her shitting. Then both girls eat the shit and throw up into each other's mouths.

The video has become an internet phenomenon from videos of people's reactions to the video. They even have an episode of Family Guy where Brian shows Stewie the video.

1st boy: Have you seen the video 2 Girls 1 Cup?

2nd boy: No, but I'll watch it tonight.

the next day

2nd boy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?

1st boy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

2 Girls 1 Cup by matthew winchell September 27, 2008

step 1 

Cut a hole in a box

step 1: Cut a hole in a box
step 2: Put your junk in that box
step 3: Make her open the box

It's my dick in a box!

step 1 by capnkev October 12, 2009

a-1 homie 

Homie ride or die until the end. Take a bullet for his true niggas, go to jail for his true niggas

Yo! Did you hear about _____?
Yeah! Dog he my A-1 homie!

Mine too bro! He took a bullet for me once. True ride or die

a-1 homie by Baaaaabbbyyy April 22, 2014

December 1 

National squeeze that ass day. You can go up to your girlfriends, friends. Not cousins or family that weird. But anyone else. NOBODY IS SAFE NOW(except family)

Boy:*squeezes friends ass
Girl:wtf

Boy:it’s cool it’s December 1st

Girl:damn well I guess today’s your lucky day

December 1 by Mrdoodoo.face November 30, 2019

March 1

The day that the guys with the most gigantic dicks are born on. Their schlong is so long it’s like a 3rd leg.

Hey bro, look at that guy’s massive cock!
Oh, probably born on March 1st.

March 1 by Simp42069 February 21, 2021