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SHIT THE BED

A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.

Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"

Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"

The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.

You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
by Bumbelina August 24, 2016
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dip shit

by Grim_walker66 February 26, 2021
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Full of shit

A girl who regurgitates everything her sibling says her entire life, then claims to be her own role model.
Lindsay was unoriginal, plain, and full of shit, but knew that more money could be made by building up her own image.
by Solid Mantis October 3, 2019
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Bill Shitting

When somebody lies outright about settling a debt or bill that they have not even attempting to do so.
Dude, are you Bill Shitting me. Pay the fucking invoice!
by Gandgty January 12, 2022
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Shit rumbles

When you get belly rumbles/ pains which usually occur before you need a poo.
When your poop is in process of exiting the anus.
Awww I’ve got proper shit rumbles
by Bb cx October 29, 2020
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Bring Shit Down

To go to a show and destroy in the mosh pit
"Dude the show is gonna be sick, lets Bring Shit Down."
Also a song from the band Gates To Abaddon
by KillaDrew June 15, 2010
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Shit

My wife caught me with dat hoe and now i'm in some shit
by someone on the date of : April 16, 2019
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