Box Turtle 

A group or set of 15. Like "dozen," box turtle is a word to represent an integer.

"I'll take four black coffees and a dozen doughnuts... Wait, no, make that a box turtle doughnuts."

Box Turtle by James Ebbs September 29, 2009

ninja turtle

A prank that works especially well in winter. When you're driving your friends around and you spot a steaming sewer grate you stop over the grate and allow the car to fill up with sewer steam.

Jim pulled the ninja turtle on us last night but he was the one who started puking.

ninja turtle by chessthecat August 9, 2010

Three Eyed Turtle

Ingredients: One cutting knife, One cucumber, One red Dixie cup, One Gallapagose Turtle, and One willing woman. Begin by placing the cucumber in the woman's butt and cut the cucumber which gently sliding it out of the booty and place the cucumber slices on the turtle. Proceed to have sex with the woman. When the point of climax is reached, pull out and "jizz" into the Dixie cup. For the finale, throw the semen on the turtle, pick the turtle up, and bust the woman over the face with it. Truly an all time fantasy fulfiller...

Gregory performed the Three Eyed Turtle on me last night and it was jizztastic! I hope I have bruises for the next year!

Three Eyed Turtle by Big Dizzle December 16, 2004

Great Turtle 

A supposed deity worshipped by small silly people.

Daniel: Hey, guys. I worship the great turtle.

Nick: That makes one for your religion.

Great Turtle by He-who-should-be-named. March 22, 2009

Awkward Turtle 

1. Someone who is says something in a conversation and there is nothing to be said back to. Usually a third person.

2. Someone who makes the mood in the room incredibly uncomfortable.

Michael is an awkward turtle.

Awkward Turtle by Speechless_13 October 8, 2009

golden turtle

a giant poop that has also been peed upon in an alleyway

guy 1: ewww what is THAT

guy 2: that my friend is a golden turtle

guy 1: dude that is sick

golden turtle by unicornjowls June 8, 2011

Curious Turtle 

A term used to described the moment a turd pops his head out for a look, then slips back in to ones anus

I was sat on the bog thinking it was a normal pooh when the curious turtle came out to play to tease me.

Curious Turtle by Dirty Golfing Legend May 18, 2014