Shart 

Noun: The combination of the solid waste and gas excreted from the anus simultaneously.

Verb: The act of excreting shit and gas while farting!

The origin of the word "shart" is credited to L. Crowley (1986) after observing her brother excrete a little extra something along with his explosive gas after after a night of endulgence at the turkey testical festival.

Holy Crap! The idiot just sharted!

Shart by Xcrete January 11, 2009

Shart 

a cross between a shit and a fart. A 'wet fart' with lumps
in it is considerd a "SHART" .

I just had a shart. Where's the nearest bathroom so's I
can wipe my ass and flush my gynch down the toilet.
I just sharted. Does anyone have
some asswipe?

Shart by MAGMAN March 28, 2007

shart 

when you fart and some shit accidentally comes out

Dud, I just sharted....I gotta go home and change my underwear.

shart by Diana N. April 4, 2008

shart 

the act of farting and shitting in your pants at the same time.

i just sharted i have to go wipe

shart by MRstone August 17, 2009

shortes

New Mexican for underwear.

"What brand are your shortes? They look good!"

shortes by eljapatron January 24, 2015

shortfatty

A weird ass nigga that can't 808 chop or do anything good because his dad took his wifi.

He can never connect to games and is scared to show his face

My friend is a SHORTFATTY because he is cool

shortfatty by hakiii May 21, 2018

hot shorts 

They're the spandex shorts in bright colors. Used by sluts for raves and what not.

Damn bro, check out the fine ass bitch in the pink hot shorts, I think her vagina is waving at me!

hot shorts by badbitchez69 February 24, 2017