shit bowl

The act of hiding a bowl of feces in an unsuspecting victim's abode. Usually well-concealed to prevent discovery until the stench is unbearable. Extra points for hiding places that are above eye-level, as the victim will most likely reach into the bowl without seeing what is in it and pull back a shit-covered hand.

Bob was talking shit about my mom, so last night, I shit bowled that ass hole. I put it in a closet on top of the water heater so it will get extra hot and smelly.

by B e n October 25, 2007

shit stirring

to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a reaction (also see trolling)

you're just shit stirring - stop it or someone could lose an eye!

by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004

shit fart

the act of shitting your pants after you fart

when you got to take a shit reall bad and the fart cant wait, splat its a shit fart

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Shit Hand Andy

A term used to describe someone who is being or doing something retarded.

Originated from when 'Andy' was written on the outside wall of a special school in what appeared to be feces.

Omg, stop being such a shit hand andy.

What a shit hand andy thing to do.

by xMousey March 9, 2008

shit on

To diss, demoralize, put down, etc.

shit-ted on
shit-ting on
(to) shit on

50 Cent straight shitted on Ja Rule in his freestyle tape.

by jeFFro May 28, 2005

Shit And Run

This is a prank only pulled off by the professionals including my friend Darren. If you are getting a ride from anyone that you dont like or dont know, for example a taxi, then you calmy pull down your pants and take a shit in the back seat. As the smell reaches the driver's nose he will mostly likely turn around thinking what the fuck is that smell?? Then you yell o fuck watch out! This is best done at nighttime because the driver would probably slam the brakes. When the car stops you get out and run.

"Man Darren, that was smooth performing a shit and run in the back of Matt's car without using any T.P."

"Give that taxi driver a shit and run so you dont have to pay for the fare"

by Meech April 12, 2005

shit socks

Tits that look like socks with a lump of shit inside them

Kevin: Man, thos strippers were not very attractive.
Adam: Especailly the black chick. When she leaned forward her tits looked like shit socks.

by mexnfx September 6, 2011