Meat mace 

A wang or Largeish penis.

"Dude! Put your meat mace away!"

"I call him Mr Dongski."

Meat mace by Allabaster November 9, 2009

Meat party 

Basically this is a small suasage festival only 3 to 6 guys, as where a suasage fest is 7 or more guys

I didnt want to have a suasage fest so i invited 4 guys and only had a meat party"

Meat party by Charlie381996 September 11, 2010

meat hammer boy

A guy that loves large love sticks inside his poopmaker,probably a Jew named Brendan

Brendan is such a meat hammer boyyyyy

meat hammer boy by A guy who hates Brendan February 15, 2014

meat machine 

When you're the type of person to find someone extremely attractive, and you fantasize about sleeping with them, but you don't take the time to learn their name.

Conversation:

Girl 1: our waiter was so nice and so cute!
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl 1: I have no idea

Girl 2: you are such a meat machine!

meat machine by meetmasheen May 21, 2017

meat cave 

a once top secret word used by splunkers pertaining to their craft.
other words its a womans vagina

your a dirty meat meat cave!
hey, can i go splunking in your meat cave?

meat cave by MustbeGus December 7, 2006

meat puppets 

1)Penises 2) to play meat puppets 3) An 80's punk band.

The members of NAMBLA like to play meat puppets with little boys.

meat puppets by Jolly Roger March 15, 2004

Meat tooth 

The piece of flappy skin, in your mouth, between your front teeth and upper lip. Some adults have a detached meat tooth that is previlant on either the upper lip or upper gums.

As we were blowin' rails, Bench kept swallowing repeatedly and rubbing coke on his meat tooth.

Meat tooth by LITTLE big hEaD June 7, 2009