Jizzing on the Sea Surface

When something is so hot, your semen spills everywhere onto the sea surface.

Oh man thats so orgasmic! i’m jizzing on the sea surface

by AmazingJuniorBros February 5, 2021

Jizz

To pee

Oh shit Carl i have to Jizz

by Am3r1c4nb0y February 18, 2021

Jizz Lord

I know it all that argues his point just for the sake of arguing and can never concede he might be wrong so much so hes ready to explode.

Why does that Jizz Lord have to hoard every argument?

by Spiderwilliams February 28, 2021

jizz piston

slang for penis

That bloke's got a nice looking jizz piston.

by m_step March 15, 2021

jizz

the white '"yummy" stuff that comes out of a girls pussy and a boys dick

i ate his jizz last night...i ate millions of babies

by mwmidi March 16, 2021

Chuck Jizz

To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.

“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)

“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable”

by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021

Pfiz-jizz

Pfizer's anti covid-19 vaccine.

I'm getting my first shot of pfiz-jizz on Friday.

by Radom May 11, 2021