2 definitions by RoddyFucker

Zelfino

To projectile a thick, steaming, 2-month-old load of jizz which ripping a monstrous fart and shitting your pants

Damn, I can't wait to get home and Zelfino everywhere!
What the hell, bro. You just Zelfinoed in my hair!

by RoddyFucker February 10, 2022

Jizz 'n' Whizz

When you jizz on a phat bitch then immediately proceed to piss on their face

Hey bro, how was your date last night?
It was great, I got to jizz 'n' whizz

by RoddyFucker February 15, 2022