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Jizz 'n' Whizz
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When you
jizz
on a phat bitch then
immediately
proceed to piss on their face
Hey bro, how was your
date
last
night
?
It was great, I got to
jizz
'n' whizz
Jizz 'n' Whizz
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RoddyFucker
February 14, 2022
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Zelfino
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To projectile a thick, steaming, 2-month-old
load
of
jizz
which ripping a monstrous
fart
and shitting your pants
Damn, I can't
wait
to
get
home
and Zelfino everywhere!
What the hell, bro. You just Zelfinoed in my hair!
Zelfino
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RoddyFucker
February 9, 2022
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