Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip

Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers

by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018

maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony April 26, 2016

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.

1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!

by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023

Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

by 18421442 August 20, 2016

bacon gyro

A gyro sandwich with bacon inside it

I would like 1 bacon gyro please

by PJ Vernon May 7, 2020