swamp donkey 

Large brown animal that roams the northern woods, wetlands. Bulls have antlers and beards. A.K.A. moose.

Guy 1: Ya i shot my swamp donkey right at the swamp by Earls house.

Guy 2: Really i saw this big black thing out there bout 15 minutes ago had a thick rear end on it

Guy 1: Musta been Earls old lady

swamp donkey by T Morton February 27, 2008

swomp donkey 

A term used to descibe the most hideously ugly girl you have ever seen. This girl would have to have fallen out of the ugly and not only hit every branch on the way down but then land in the biggest pile of shit this side of ever.

Dai "'right butt?? Saw you at Zanzibar last night!!!
Rhod "I saw you."
Dai "You were getting hold of some fat bird."
Rhod "Tell me about it!!! she was a right fucking swomp donkey. I'm never gonna show my face in Newport again."

swomp donkey by Dazzler April 22, 2006

Cock Donkey 

A Guy or Girl that has to has to have as many men as possible and cant commit to one man. The (cock) being the man and the (donkey) being the Guy or Girl that needs to carry the heavy load of all the men. Cock Donkeys ) meaning more then one

One can only wonder if being a cock donkey is a good thing.

Cock Donkey by socalgoblin November 12, 2008

Big Donkey

A term used when a well-endowed man replaces a donkey at a donkey show. The man is then expected to have sex with the woman/women instead of the donkey. Often occurs in Mexico or the Tucson, Arizona area when the donkey is no longer able to perform due to fatigue.

Everyone was looking forward to the donkey show, but the donkey had a heart attack right before it started. Randy stepped in and took care of business. That is how he got the nickname Big Donkey.

Don Felipe didn't want to lose out on the money the customers already paid so he replaced the burro with Big Donkey. Jimmy ended up getting the load of shame after watching the show in the alley.

Big Donkey by Chicago Joey Biscuits January 1, 2012

floppy donkey dong

A huge freaking donkey's dick

African americans have huge freaking donkey dongs.

floppy donkey dong by KRUSTIN DEMON May 16, 2003

Woody Style Donkey Sex 

The act of defiling a donkey whilst a master indian craftsman preserves the moment for eternity in stone, purely for religious reasons.

Don't worry, it's not Woody style donkey sex!?

Woody Style Donkey Sex by The Woodman July 16, 2008

Costa Donkey 

Larger British drunken female tourist which provides late night beach rides for drunken male tourists. Native habitat is usually on the Spanish costlines but is now known to have spread to other coastlines in Europe.

Dave: "Fuckin'ell John where the fuck did you end up last night?"

John: "Yeah Dave, I was wankered. I remember coming out of the Pirate bar and taking that Costa Donkey that was slavering all over us for a ride on south beach."

Dave: "You dirty fucker, stay away from me!"

Costa Donkey by Mat Vaughan June 24, 2008