offspring, kid, child, sex trophy, that which issues forth from the female loins about nine months(in humans) after unprotected coitus and fertilization of an egg.
Hysteric over marijuana legalization: Oh my gawd! All the kiddies are gonna be smoking pot now!
Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.
Juana: Parenting means not needing the government to keep your little crotchblossoms away from maryjane.
by Mary Juana Sativa November 7, 2012
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by MarkieMarkOG December 20, 2013
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"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge
"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every December the 25th!"
- Ebenezer Scrooge
"What are you doing Christmas Eve? Hanging out with your family? Wrapping presents for your kids? Cuddling in front of the fire with your lover?"
"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"
"Shit- that sucks"
"Naaah- they've got me Cratchiting this year"
"Shit- that sucks"
by Menolikie December 24, 2013
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Jonah: I think ill sit in this chair
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
me: bad idea with those crotch grabbers
Jonah: eh
...
Jonah: AAAAHHHHHHH I just crushed my left ball!!!! **wadles/stumbles out of classroom to go lie down in agony and pain**
by icecreamman..... January 1, 2014
Get the crotch grabbers mug.1. The fermented liquid byproduct resulting from a woman who does not practice proper vaginal hygine.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
2. Expression used to describe shitty generic beer.
1. "Holy shit dude, I could smell the crotch beer brewing before I even got her panties off..."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
2. "PBR should just be called 'Crotch Beer'."
by phroot February 3, 2014
Get the Crotch Beer mug."So I bought these blue Jeans from a vintage store, I'm playing Crotch Lotto by not washing them before I wear them."
by shannonjoshea October 26, 2013
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