Ole Canadian Flapjack 

The act of warming ones testicles between their own hands making the scrotum, while still warm, in to a pancake shape and striking it upon someone's face.

While Tom Cruise was asleep on the couch Bono gave him the ole Canadian flapjack.

Ole Canadian Flapjack by BonoVox260 July 4, 2009

Sweet Canadian Mullet 

Can be use to describe some thing cool or sweet. Orignated in Watkins Glen, NY. Also can be found on the inside of SoBe caps.

Sweet Canadian Mullet, man

Sweet Canadian Mullet by Christopher Stephany January 13, 2004

golden canadian 

A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.

Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”

golden canadian by ravenboi June 8, 2016

big bully canadian 

very mean friend idiot who won’t let you do perfectly reasonable things. they are probably not actually canadain.

reasonable person- “cj can you make my sims character walk around the house in only a speedo?”
big bully canadian- “no”
reasonable person- “what the heck you big bully canadian. what a loser.”

big bully canadian by uwuowouwuowouwuowo June 20, 2019

Upper Canadian 

How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."

"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.

"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."

Upper Canadian by Adman12 October 17, 2005

Going Canadian 

The polar opposite of Going Comando. This usually happens when its too cold to Go Comando therefor you end up wearing at least one (or more) layer(s) of undergarments to keep the nether region warm.

Me - Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? You nearly missed the entire 3rd quarter.
Him - Sorry. I'm Going Canadian and it took me forever to get through all those layers.

Going Canadian by Gruteman October 2, 2012

Fast Canadian Pixies 

Powerful creatures were born from children’s apathy for falling recreational equipment. Dressed in Mounty uniforms and riding toy moose, their heads are donned with football helmets signed by Josef Stalin. These fairies have concocted a brilliant scheme to take over Antarctica, long heralded as the “Party Capital of the Tundra.” Have been known to throw volleyballs at random teens.

WHAT THE- This can't physically possible. It must be those damn Fast Canadian Pixies!!!

Fast Canadian Pixies by Silly Whitey November 11, 2003