brown squirrel

The act of a woman holding cum in her cheeks making them appear puffy like a squirrel's directly after performing an ass-to-mouth. The final step of the brown squirrel is to smack both cheeks simultaneously causing the cum to be sprayed violently from the mouth.

My cum was all over the wall after I pulled a brown squirrel on that chick.

by german skeez January 13, 2009

brown gold

To leave a turd in somebody else's toilet and not flush. Usually done as a joke or to stink up one's apartment.

See shit

Shit yo! That dumb mother fucker left some brown gold up in here.

by zippi October 3, 2003

brown bag

Copulation with a member of the opposite sex facilitated by placing a grocery bag over their head, usually because they have a bangin bod, but a busted grill.

guy1: Damn dude! Check out that ass!
guy2: *whistles*
*hottie turns around, acne all over*
both in unison: Aww...damn!
guy1: Well, I'd still brown bag her.
guy2: *nods while shaking head*

by CunningLinguist March 25, 2004

brown sweat

A euphemism for a mixture of constipation and pre-lining of your underware with shit stains, usually associated with high temperatures.

Derives from the Prince song "Black Sweat" from his 3121 album.

"I've been driving so long in this heat I'm working up a brown sweat"

by doughnut2128 May 26, 2009

Brown dolphin

Also known as Sweet Tea.

going to Chick-fil-a and saying i would like a Brown Dolphin.

by rosemarsh June 9, 2010

murdering brown

murdering brown :

porno level fucking of a female in the asshole (sometimes causing rectal damage and requiring stitches for any non-whores)

there is banging a bitch in the ass then there is murdering brown.

There's nothing better than murdering brown.
i feel like murdering some brown tonight.

This expression has nothing do with killing people, just female asshole

by Senor Ball July 12, 2010

brown lama

When a man or women eats another humans ass out and stores the anal fluid and shit in there mouth, while they bend there partner over and spit it on their back like a lama spitting.

Charlie gave Gabriel the brown lama last, night she stunk like shit all day today.

by spittfire1207 April 15, 2009