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Blow Brake 

1. When you have done too much cocaine and you need to use a downer to even you out
2. Similar to a sniff safe, a fail safe against a bad comedown from cocaine, the blow brake is used to slow you down when you're too high.
Friend 1: What's the matter with you?
Friend 2: Dude my heart is racing, I think I might be od'in.
Friend 1: Just relax man, you're fine.
Friend 2: No man I'm grindin my teeth dull in there, people probably think I'm a scumbag coke head. Dude, engage the blow brake.
Friend 1: Alright man four beers comin right up!
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breaking my balls 

when someone is giving you a really hard time.
Hey man, quit breaking my balls.
breaking my balls by fakemonster August 24, 2005

breakfast boner 

an erection similar to the morning wood, only it is slightly delayed and doesnt rise until your at the breakfast table. can also refer to a morning wood erection that doesnt go down until your at the breafast table. or it can simply be used interchangably with morning wood.
Steve woke up in the morning to his surprise with no erection. However, while waiting on his pancakes Steve got a breakfast boner.
breakfast boner by canvasfred August 9, 2010

Leeds Breakfast 

A leeds breakfast is a breakfast commonly eaten at Leeds Festival. It consists of a cigarette and a can of beer.
'Here, pass me the fags and a tinny Jonas'
"Get your own leeds breakfast you lazy git."
Leeds Breakfast by AbuWeezer October 18, 2008

Lewis Hamilton Brakes 

Lewis Hamiton is a f1 driver. At baku 2021 brakes was so hot that his car cannot stop in time
Wow that girl is hot like Lewis Hamilton Brakes

naval breaker 

It's when you receive a clothes gift from a friend or family member, that just didn't realize that you were 10 times smaller the last time you saw them. (Normally from that distant friend or relative you see once a decade)
Aunt June sent me a Naval Breaker for Christmas, it's practically a sports bra!
naval breaker by Missi Long November 6, 2006

Siberian Breaks 

The most beautiful song written by the most beautiful band on this entire beautiful planet. A 12 minute and 6 second ear orgasm.
Hottest guy in the world: Wanna have sex?
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.