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Juice Your Shorts

When you ejaculate so much in your shorts to the point of it running down your leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my god Timmy did you juice your shorts !?
Little Timmy: I just juiced my shorts Aunt Mary and it’s running down my leg.
Aunt Mary: Oh my! I’ve never seen such an ungodly amount of splooge in my life!!
by HosephAlfredo January 27, 2023
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Short Black People

Commonly mistaken as a niglet. These people often can be very aggressive. Their names usually start with R or A
I hate short Black people. There so mean.
by Nowords4Me February 2, 2023
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long shorts

by lost-kin February 6, 2023
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2 pence short of a cent

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023
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Short Bus

The bus for mentally challenged children

The shorter the bus, the more retarded they get
Ben rides on the short bus
he is diagnosed with sever cases of autism, ADHD, schizophrenia and SCD (Small Cock Disorder) and has challenges with telling other he will rape them.
Beware.
by BenHasIssues75 February 17, 2023
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T-shorts

A short-sleeved T-shirt. long-sleeved T-shirts have now been cancelled.
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM! WHERE ARE ALL MY T-SHORTS???
the dog ate them.
by pseudootter February 18, 2023
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Throw Short People and Arte Month

During the month of October, you may throw any short person, 5’6 or under, or an Arte, as far as you want whenever you want. Get Throwing!
Because of it being Throw Short People and Arte Month, we found out that Arte is not very aerodynamic
by Anubis55 October 10, 2023
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