cluster wank

a group of 5 or more people all masturbating together in a small space eg:a shed or tent.

jhonny,enid,ethel,timmy and doris all had an enjoyable afternoon having a cluster wank in mr smythe's tool shed

by bettypage May 10, 2011

Cheap Wank

When one has simply nothing better to do than masterbate so they choose the easiest thing to jerk off to. They do not necessarily have to be horney, they just can't keep there hands off their dick. A cheap wank is generally occurs when one is just bored and wants to blow easily.

One who has a Cheap Wank will jerk off to what ever gets them going easily.
Harry was home alone so he watched his favourite porno for the sake of wanking.

by tcmate January 26, 2013

food wank

A solitary indulgence purely from taste, smell & asthethics of food, a moment of ecstasy.

I just had an amazing food wank.

by Cjordanchef January 10, 2015

Flash-Wank

When a male masturbates at top speed leading to a not so pleasing climax.

Bro i just had a Flash-Wank and it wasn't as good as i'd hoped.

Dude you should've gone for longer then

by DaddyDefinition September 4, 2016

Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

Persian wank

Using a fruit to fuck like a pussy.

Hellooooo, I’ve had a great day. Been so fucking horny. I went down to the corner shop to buy me a melon to have a right good Persian wank.

by BDDD44 October 9, 2023

Hank the asphyxi wank

The name given to people guilty of carrying out the act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self!

Sam caught Andy having a asphyxi wank...

Sam shouted "OMG Andy you're having and asphyxi wank, from now on I'm gonna call you Hank the asphyxi wank!!"

by Dextro tablet March 26, 2010