A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.
Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.
by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018
Get the Texas Stir Frymug. "Texas ride-along" An ugly hate crime in which a man was killed in this manner due to race.
There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.
There are those who rate this end; pedophiles, dictators, spammers, and perpetrators of horrible crimes.
by Fahkmee October 25, 2011
Get the Texas ride-alongmug. The other night, Selena was being a real flirty girl and asked me to give her the ol' Texas Toe-Touch.
by akaRakxm July 7, 2023
Get the Texas Toe-Touchmug. When you take peanut butter m&ms and pour them in your partners vaginal cavity, continue intercourse and crush the m&ms with your penis until your partner is ready to suck the peanut butter off your dick.
by Audgepodgebigodge July 13, 2020
Get the Texas Gas Stationmug. When you put a glass of water by your buddy's bed that you have already dipped your balls in. Then when he wakes up he drinks that ball water.
by AceNB November 20, 2012
Get the Texas Tea Bucketmug. Repeatedly Fisting a females asshole and going all the way to the elbow. The act resembles an Texas oil ridge.
by Butter Sue July 19, 2019
Get the The Texas Oil Ridgemug. Last night was crazy. The entire frat house pulled off the first Texas clam paster. It was a fucking mess.
by Vern Asshandle December 20, 2015
Get the texas clam pastermug.