Cleveland Juicer

When a chick is trying to give you a Cleveland Steamer but has the Hershey Squirts.

I vomited when that hooker gave me a Cleveland juicer.

Cleveland Juicer by evolart July 27, 2009

blapple juice 

Blueberry and apple juice mixed.

Bob: I love blapple juice!
Tim: I love it too, Bob. I really do.

blapple juice by FunnehGruntz December 9, 2011

Pole Juice 

The frothy amalgam of semen and vaginal juices that run down the male shaft and often coagulate at the base during sexual intercourse.

Stan and Linda's lunchtime quickie resulted in quite the accumulation of pole juice. So much so Stan needed to shower before heading back to the office.

Pole Juice by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Jamba Juice 

Alcoholic beverages of any kind, that get you right lit. Typically mixed drinks. Can also be an all natural smoothie.

2. Smoothies from the Jamba Juice shop, they are all natural and sinfully sweet.

1. Nina: Did you see that giant glass of Jamba Juice that tiny blonde had?

Ki-Ki: No! Where do we get one?

Nina: The bartender said they are a buy one get one free right now, and they are 15% alcohol volume per glass!

Ki-Ki: I'll take four!!!!

2. Jess: Damn these are good, I might get diabetes from how sweet they are but at least Jamba Juice smoothies are all natural.

Jamba Juice by Saline_Ritual May 18, 2016

Zen Crunk Juice 

Zen Crunk Juice is a phrase commonly used in the Northern Virginia area to refer to Lipton Green Tea. The Zen part of this phrase comes from green tea's long history with monks, temples, etc. The Crunk Juice part refers to the strange energizing effects of the beverage, psychosomatic or otherwise, and the equally strange need some individuals have developed for it.

Back off, man, this is my Zen Crunk Juice. No touchie.

Zen Crunk Juice by Lingenfizzle March 24, 2008

Scottish Juice

A beautiful entity from Scotland.

The most beautiful...

"Look at that Scottish Juice..."
"Sweet Scottish Juice..."

lovely and sweet.

Scottish Juice by Skib-a -de-do September 16, 2008

Bruce Juice 

Bruce Lee Potion that Steve Uerkel created for his machine that changes him into different characers (i.e. including Stefan).

"Steve and Carl kicked the bandits' asses thanks to the Bruce Juice."

Bruce Juice by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009