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jizz

I jizz a lot.
by otock April 2, 2023
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air jizz

When you jerk off so many times in one day that you begin to jizz air because you run out of cum.
I jerked it so many times I had an air jizz
by Small dick chase April 23, 2020
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jizz boomerang

When you jizz in any direction and it splashes back your way.
I jizz boomeranged myself on my bed.
by Jizzboomerang October 7, 2017
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Sea of Jizz

Trading Card Game slang; A part of the metagame that is uncounted for and not considered top tier.
It doesn't matter how good your deck is against the top tier metagame, if you can't beat the Sea of Jizz you aren't going to win the tournament.
by PizzaRatGod August 28, 2018
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Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!
by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021
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Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.
“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”
by The Real Detective June 23, 2025
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cosmic jizz

The junk you find primarily on used video game controlers found at yard sales and flea markets
I got a sweet deal on an old nintendo. But it's totally covered in cosmic jizz
by zaksquatch July 22, 2011
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