Fightpalm

This is a defensive procedure that often does not work on it's own. Often performed when being choked in a movie. The victim forces their palm into their assailant's face, to try and remove them from their throat. If this happens to you within the first 15 minutes of a movie, you will die: end of story.

Two guys watching a horror movie:
Guy #1: Oh, that guy's dead.
Guy #2: How do you know?
Guy #1: We just started the movie, he's being choked, and he's resorting to the Fightpalm; I give him less than a minute left to live.

by Legnug January 23, 2011

Fightbag

generally used to describe a situation when gordon is shiteing it to go on the bungee ride but can also be used to describe a group of bumping cunts!

Fightbag - when aw the lads fucked off an left me in opal to get raped or some shit!

by big marvin October 23, 2011

fightperbole

Extreme exaggeration concerning professional fights like boxing, but especially MMA. The announcers and commercials advertising the fights, usually saying something outlandish in reference to one of the fighters, their style, or their record. Often describing someone as "The Greatest ___ alive"!

Dana White: "This is going to be the biggest fight in the history of MMA!"
Me: "Man, this cat says that EVERY TIME there's a PPV fight, straight fightperbole"!
Joe Rogan: "(Insert name here) is without question the best fighter in the world!"
Me: "Does he have to use so much fightperbole all the time"!?
Frank Shamrock:"He is the best lightweight power puncher in the history of the sport!"
Me: "No, that would be Spencer Fisher. Why so much fightperbole"?
Danielle: "She has the best submission game of any woman in the sport, and better than most of the guys."
Me: "You're so full of shit. That's fightperbole and you know it."

by Alabaster Croti October 15, 2011

Fightstick

A sportsball terminology, fightstick refers to the Canadian sport, "hockey". This is often used in a derogatory sense.

"I was at a fight and a hockey game broke out."

"Sounds like a quality game of fightstick."

by The Big JWrinkle May 19, 2012

fight cat

People who like to pick fights and usually suck at it!

Oh run, theres Brendan. He is such a fight cat!

by SmartS September 18, 2012

Fighting Marbles

A term, coined by Pinky, to describe the ongoing combat between his two testicles while wearing tight pants.

Also a useful term for situations where tightie-whities are worn.

Don't anger me, my fighting marbles are anticipating combat.

by Tiny Finger March 27, 2013

Fight Like A Man Jackie Chan!

A gaming phrase that tells a pro to stop losing in an epic way.

Come on dude! Fight like a man Jackie Chan!! The noob is becoming better than you bro!! YEAH!!

by Rednerdyglassesgirl February 7, 2015