love child

What some hippies of the 60s and 70s chose to call themselves. Few didn't actually identify as "hippie". There was also "love child" , "freak" , "nature's child" and "flower child" that I know of.

person 1: yo dude, are you one of them hippies? I thought y'all died out in 1970.
person 2: nah man, I'm a love child. And we're still alive n kickin'!

by blue.grass.hotel November 7, 2022

man child

an adult who acts immaturely and well, childishly. man children have lots of overlap beetween neck beards. typically they live with their parents and are unemployed, but there are exceptions. (though most who are employed are probably flipping burgers) they often have horrible social skills as well. man children often are obsessed with some kid's cartoon or pop culture stuff. they fill their rooms with toys, action figures and more. overall, man children are leeches to society. just like actual kids. even kidnapping them is harder to do than with children. you have a tub of lard to deal with after all. thus you need to upgrade to adult sleeping to get the job done.

mother: my god! clean your room! you have no job. you could at least clean your room!
man child: no! i gotta watch the new teen titans go episode!!!
mother: you are such a man child, son!

by dight November 8, 2022

factory child

A child/kid who from a young age starts exercising a sport. The choice to start this sport is not coming from the adolescent but from the parents. The sport is not exercised as a hobby, but instead the child is treated as an investment. It gets trained until it reaches a high level (close to professional, but because of physical limitations not entirely). The kid is crowned a prodigy and hailed at by the masses. Although the child is now famous within the sport community and frequently wins competitions;

1. It has absolute no personality as a person
2. It has absolute no personality within the sport (not the passion of the child but rather of the parents)
3. It has zero academic schooling since it only practised the sport

The sole reason for his athletic skill was fulled by the ego of the parents that are living their ideal sports career through their child.

People often immediately start calling these children heaven sent, although any person who started training from a very young age (three to four years of age) could have reached that level.

Jeff: Wow did you see that new skating prodigy from Japan? He's so talented!

Paul: That's simply a factory child. Probably never had something else under his feet since he was born.

Jeff: Damn

by problygonebytomorrow November 14, 2022

Holy Child

the kid who says that they follow all the christian values, but smokes, drinks, has sex, and just breaks most of their own rules

Lexi says she is a "holy child", bit we all know better

by c0wb0y B0b November 18, 2022

Spotlight Child

A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.

She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.

by Jackhax December 26, 2022

Flower Child

Named for their affinity to marijuana, especially Sinsemilla which is the flower of the cannabis plant.

my mom was a flower child back in the 70s, she says weed today is a lot stronger

by mr bleakarm January 15, 2023

cum child

A cum child is when you're full of cum, and you have so much inside you, that you can push it out in one big squezze.

Lakat put a cum child in me - Lucas

by CumChildInMeLakatPlsAndTY January 22, 2023