Report Car-nage 

When you bring your reportcard (with many failing grades) to your parents (or your parents find out your grades somehow) Report Car-nage is the long talk about you (and how your life is going to be if you dont blah, blah blah...)
Usualy it consists of 3 parts; the anger, the acceptance, and then a resulution plan,
1. Anger: This part is where your prents talk (or yell) to you about how they have trusted you, how they are paying for your stuff, how they are frusturated of your grades.
2. Acceptance: This part is a bit low paced and your parents talk usualy to eachother about your path that you chose for your life, that they thought you were smarter. You can sense this part from before because the transitions between two parts are quite soft. Sometimes they even cry.
3. Resulution: This part starts when you think that the conversation was over but your parents suddenly change topic. They usualy tell that you should work more, play less (pc, xbox, ps), or go out less with friends.

Eric: "dude did your parents got angry last night about that F on geometry?"
Dude: "yup, it was a total Report Car-nage"

Report Car-nage by DrkBlack January 23, 2009

torching the cop car 

A popular phrase coined in the 2009 blockbuster The Hangover when the trio stole a police vehicle and realized that Stu had married a stripper in which they had several photos, mugs, hats, etc. of the event and "torching the cop car" was suggested as a plan of action to get rid of the evidence. This term is defined as disposing of, destroying, and/or literally "torching the shit" out of any viable evidence from previous incident(s) of shameful and indecent behavior that could possibly incriminate an individual/group of individuals.

Jim: I can't believe Melissa almost found this box of 253 sex tapes I made with those nameless hookers in our bedroom during our marriage all the way in the back of the closet.

Terry: Dude, either you hide those things better or you might want to be torching the cop car.

torching the cop car by The Duck from Aflac July 12, 2011

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

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aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car by b2byc2md3n March 21, 2022

Texas Car Pool 

When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.

Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.

Texas Car Pool by Poo-machine September 30, 2009

Muscle Car 

Badass class of cars created almost exclusively by americans. The prime of the muscle car was during the 60s-70s where cars were often equiped with the biggest engines possible. The 80s saw a slow of muscle cars due to fuel prices, and the ford mustang even lowered it's standards to allow a 4 cylinder engine, defyng the "theres no replacement for displacement". This was corrected in the 90s there was a decent revival of the old legends, mainly the camaro, firebird, and mustang holding the banner for affordable, badass, and extreme speed for money. Although most muscle cars died by the late 90s, they are being revived currently and address the old issue of "american cars can't handle" to make them the ultimate in affordable sprts cars,;unless the communist president and current lord of the U.S. manages to stop their produciton and implement hybrid cars. The main competitor for the muscle cars is the imported "eco/sports" car, aka ricers, who reckon a couple stickers makes up for the torque lost by their pure horsepower engines.
Muscle car legends include: Corvette, Camaro, Firebird, Charger, Challenger, Mustang, Baracuda, Monte Carlo, Nova, Cougar, and many more American made rear wheel drive 300+ cube v8s built for pure horsepower.. Some english cars approach the muscle car ideology and may also be considered muscle cars in certain company.

Typical person 1: American muscle cars are redneck rods that only go fast in a straight line and are inferior to european and asian tecnolodgy

Informed person 1: Yeah... Ok.. Please look up Nurburgring (one of the trickiest turning courses in the world) lap times.. Oh wait.. the fastest production car lap time is a corvette? And your 250,000+ car placed where? yeah that sucks for you.

Muscle Car by Bill Y September 15, 2009

key (ones) car 

The result of being a douchebag.

To key (ones) car:

Bro 1: Oh meh godd bro someone totally keyed my sweet ford f150! My dad is going to kill me!

Bro 2: People must just be jealous of your killer ride.

Intellegent Person 1: Or, you're just a complete asshole.

Bros 1 and 2 (tandem): OOOOOHHH Yeeeaaarrrhh

key (ones) car by Corkit August 4, 2011

Granny Car

A car that is usually very luxurious and spacey, but takes up half the road and has old-style spoke rims. Usually driven by grannys, its a total turn off to bitches when you go on a date. Examples would be a Mercury Grand Marquis or a Buick Regal. Most if not all cars from Buick and Mercury are granny cars.

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go for a spin"
Hottie: "Not in that hunky granny car."
Guy's friend: "God dammit, get a new car for fucks sake."

Granny Car by DJChaucer July 19, 2009