Poo-machine's definitions

life lover

A person who through their own fault, hates life and all those around them. This person usually is employed by fast food chains or Wal-marts.

That's the last time I get roast beef from Arby's, the life lover in the drive-thru jacked in my curly fries.

by Poo-machine July 22, 2016

Texas Car Pool

When someone takes out their rage on a homosexual primarily from suppressing inner homo-erotic feelings. Usually the homosexual dies in some mid-evil torture like being drawn and quartered.

Mike noticed that guy making eye contact with him at the bar, so we gave him a Texas Car Pool.

by Poo-machine September 30, 2009