baker's dozen

(n.) the act of smoking 13 consequetive bowls of marijuana. A double-entendre; "baker" refers to both the marijuana being burnt and the number traditionally associated with baked goods

Dude, I got so fucked up yesterday. We smoked a baker's dozen. I couldn't move for a day.

by slapdick July 24, 2004

bakewell tart

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...

by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009

Baker

Someone who takes gas station hot dogs from the rollers without ever offering to pay for them. This person is usually overwieght without knowing it even though it's painfully obvious to others.

Noun: That guy is a real BAKER, look at him over there staring at the roller grill.

by oscarmeyerweinertheif December 7, 2010

Loaded Baked Potato

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

by Jackie Janson October 15, 2008

Baked Potato

A sweaty ass, usually causing boxers to stick to it.

"Damn dude, I got a baked potato."

by Derek Lee Thompson August 13, 2005

Baker

douchebag that has a reciding hairline and has a small penis

This dude is a Baker!

by XXXthemanXXX April 22, 2010

baked

To lose badly. Syn: beaten, abused, burnt, destroyed, crushed, demolished

The Oklahoma Sooners got "baked" in the title game against vs. USC 55-19

by R.Ruckus January 9, 2005