Your dick

the smallest thing in the world.

Your dick is so fucking small

by imsmokinsnakes May 13, 2023

Dick Spit

I act of using spit as a lube to masterbait with

I didn't have any lube so I pull a Dick Spit

by Gotten a chance to look November 8, 2018

Dick

Something Moby has got.

Moby has got a big dick, if you catch my drift.

by UltimateDoge October 18, 2022

Dick Tracy

When you rub one out, then touch your face without washing your hands, and end up giving yourself Pink Eye. AKA Private Eye. Risk is obviously elevated with ass play.

I just needed a sexual release, but I ended up Dick Tracy'ing myself and had to go to urgent care.

by CondoleezzaBryce June 2, 2025

Dick Saw

When a UFC fighter gets wasted by the other fighter in a violent and unbelievably vicious manner.

Drew Dober ran into a Dick Saw when Torres knocked him out in round one on the Mexican card. - Uncle Weezy.

by DAZFILES March 30, 2025

HISOKAS BIG DICK

HISOKA IS VERY HOT HANDSOME AND HAS A BIG ASS DICK

Random person: hey do you like HISOKAS BIG DICK

me: yes I love HISOKAS BIG DICK

by MUICHIRO TOTIKTO November 6, 2021

Dick Balooga

The act of dressing ones penis like an old timey gentleman. Usually done as a joke or a prank, but tends to lead to an interesting hobby.

Barnaby wanted to impress Lady Queef bottom, so he threw a top hat and monocle on that bad sum bitch and bam. Bitch just got dick balooga. Indubitably.

by Flimzorp May 7, 2017