Gomer the Butt Turtle 

just another name to call someone who is being a complete asshole

Eat my ass Gomer the butt turtle!!

Gomer the Butt Turtle by Smallchange266 May 25, 2010

i am a turtle 

You say this when you fell like a turtle

Person 1:hey want to do some thing

Person 2: no

Person 1:why

Person 2: i am a turtle

i am a turtle by Starchaserthesylveon April 19, 2018

ninja turtle dick 

a very small, almost non-existent penis resembling that of a ninja turtle action figure

julie was disappointed the first time she saw mikes penis. It was so small. She couldnt believe he had a ninja turtle dick

ninja turtle dick by aiofub September 19, 2009

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision 

It is a way of a guy saying he is going to have rawdonkulus intercourse with the opposite gender and not perform any dirty tricks such as a phantom or ice dragon. Its is derived from The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(Kowabonga which is awesome) and the drill company Double Decker add it with the word collision(intercourse) and turtle wax(symbolizes wetness. words that are ordinary alone but together mean something totally different

guy1: Some fine as chick is looking for a supafly jimmy snooker. Anyone kno who she is?
guy2: Ask dat chick if she wants a Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision in her ass?

Double-Decker Kowabonga Turtle Wax Collision by TheKidJeff November 11, 2006

snapping turtle

When a guy mouth fucks a girl so hard, he snaps her neck.

Man, I knew Tyrone's monster cock was going to give her the snapping turtle sooner or later.

snapping turtle by Doug E. Fresh Barcelona December 10, 2007

mud turtle 

A girl who grew up in a trailer park that's cute, but only because she's completely fake and covers herself in make-up. She's a 9.5 at night, but a 6.3 in the morning. You never want to bring this girl home to mom. Probably has a couple STD's and been scraped several times. Only has sex on the first night and is out of place in most social settings. You can never take the trailer park out of her.

G: TJ just met that trick at the bar and went to her double-wide for some fun tonight.
T: Which girl?
G: The one in the hooters t-shirt and Dale Earnhardt hat with the baby in her arms.
T: That girl is such a mud turtle.
G: Well, TJ is known as the mud turtle rancher.

mud turtle by T-Pain Mac October 9, 2008

snap turtle 

a jail term for a punk ass person who talks alot but dont do nothin

that foo mike is a straight up snap turtle

snap turtle by Jay aka F- October 27, 2004