piss clams 

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

piss clams by j-lingo February 21, 2011

Clampt Chowder 

A guy who can buss a nut through any means except vaginally even when wearing a condom cuz he's so freaked out about getting her pregnant.

Stacy thinks I got crazy stamina but it's just my clampt chowder.

It used to be a good problem but now Cherelle is starting to wonder about my clampt chowder.

Clampt Chowder by Summerbees November 3, 2011

clambush 

1. to discover, unexpectedly a hairy vagina (while performing oral sex)

2. to be ambushed by excessive pubic hair, when removing a female's panties

I got clambushed going down on the chick I picked up at the bar last night.

clambush by PMS_ September 29, 2008

Clamfathered 

The right a man has to see his female friend's nether regions because he had seen them before they were friends.

Bill: " What the hell man, you saw my girl naked?!"
Ted: " It's cool man, I've been clamfathered in."

Clamfathered by cleverunusedname May 2, 2014

clamorthic 

Something so fucking gay we made a word up for it

"I like to watch gay porn"
"Bro that's clamorthic"

clamorthic by Forsaken ninja January 6, 2020

Clamthroat

When the front side of one's throat gets vertical stretch marks from giving too much head to big, big dicks. This term applies to both male and female.

Hey Fred, have you seen the new guy Mike that just started last week?
No, why?
One word, "clamthroat"
He's mine!!

Clamthroat by Buns Master August 31, 2013

Clamdangle

Oversized vagina lips

Damn i was eating out that bitch last night and her clamdangle got all caught up in my beard

Clamdangle by dogtoucher.com November 28, 2010