throat boarding

When a male sits their partner down and urinates and ejaculates into his partners mouth while trying not to vomit

That throat boarding last night was so sick!

Please throat board me!

by That e Sex bandit September 4, 2022

Water boarding

When you pull out and cum on a girls face resulting in some getting up her nose.

Water boarding- the act of nutting up a girls nose after sex

by Lord darkseid September 25, 2022

Im Bored

Hi "Bored", Im "Dad"

You: Im Bored...
Me: So am I, thats h=why I made this

by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) December 1, 2022

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.

Robert sanders is the key-board-king

by Top G three December 10, 2022

im bored

When you're too bored of typing random keyboard combinations that you just type "im bored" and hope something comes up like this but if you bored i can tell you a story of how a little girl named susie got eaten by a crocodile. one upon a time susie searched up im bored in urban dictionary..... and then got eaten by a crocodile idk im bored to do your work.

person 1 i already searched 134567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'
person 2 what about ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
person 1 already did that to
person 2 hmmmmm then just type how you feel
person 1...... im bored

by imphsycotic March 24, 2023

vacation bored

When you love your amazing vacation but miss your friends

Hi girls! My vacation is amazong! But texting you because I’m vacation bored ha ha!

by kristenlovested May 26, 2023

word boarding

When trying to overpower a conversation in hopes to have the other party understand but realize it’s just best to flood them with incoherent babbling while forgetting the initial intent of the converstaion

Gene uses word boarding to act as if he has a sense of humor instead of a 5th grade education.

by Mikael6139 June 7, 2023