one eyed snake

A stumpy/long and usually fat or skinny pink, brown or yellow sausage shaped snake that throws up when excited, usually after stroking it. The 'one-eye' is actually its mouth from where it spunks out spunk like a monkey spunky kiss it in the funky area.

by Shaggy October 7, 2003

Snakes on a plane

The wierdest fvcking thing in a given universe with a worldwide appeal.

Example: "My page is the Snakes on a Plane of Myspaces."

by Ken Hanley September 9, 2006

The Snake The Cross The Crown

A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.

Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!

by Cindo the ho. September 9, 2004

snake's gotta swim

I need to pee (used by a male)

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."

by nikki January 13, 2007

gagging rattle snake

To force your cock down the throat and shake it like a rattle snake tail.

How did you lose your voice? My boy friend gave me the gagging rattle snake last night...

by all about low expectations January 17, 2010

Dusty Cornhole Snake

When two people are having sexual intercourse and one of them rubs their pienus or dildo in dirt then covering it with corn and a slimmy substance then shoving it in the others anus.

" Honey why do you have corn?"
"Im spicing things up with a Dusty Cornhole Snake tonight, so be ready!"

by MikeTheWordMan May 22, 2016

snake tongue urination

When your urine stream comes out in two streams instead of a single stream.

I had to wipe off the toilet seat because I had snake tongue urination.

by mike daunt September 22, 2013