turkey-boysted 

state a penis is in when wet and erected

"Nah my dude you don't even know,he was sooo turkey-boysted!"
"Fuck man I'm to turkey-boysted right now!"

turkey-boysted by turkey-boysted.com November 26, 2017

Turkey 

Fucking 3 different bitches within 3 days.
Derived from a turkey in bowling where you score three strikes in a row. Can be pulled off very carefully, just remember to wash your dick.

John: Bro, I just got a turkey! No shit, and they were all fine!

Brandon: Damn, you’s a real fuckboy

Turkey by YungKrysto December 1, 2017

turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.

Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?

turkey jerky by QuacksO November 29, 2017

turkey piss 

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

turkey piss by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

Turkey Island Fantastico

A gentlemen’s drink containing Wild Turkey 101, Mailbu Coconut, and a half to full can of Dr. Pepper. Commonly consumed in the deep south.
Origin: Waco, TX

“Yo, we got anything to drink?”
*opens the fridge and yells back*
“Just the remains of that Turkey Island Fantastico from last week!”

Turkey Island Fantastico by bigtruz May 9, 2018

Turkey Licker 

Someone who licks turkeys

Dude, you're such a Turkey Licker

Turkey Licker by Ass Turkey May 20, 2018

Turkeycat 

The pose a cat makes when it curls its front paws in underneath its chest in a manner resembling a reverse "prayer" pose.

Aww look, Kevin is laying on the floor with his chin on the carpet doing the turkeycat!

Turkeycat by dpavlov June 12, 2018