put the jacket on

to put on a condom

he wants to put the jacket on

by high ca February 14, 2018

i put it in the printer

i ate it

dude that pizza last night? i put it in the printer.

by gordontuous November 15, 2022

put kai

to put kai is to put your 'hand'(kai) on a person after obtaining the required consent in order to commence with sexual activities. Followed by an '-uh' if asked as a yes/no question used as a rising intonation.

A: I finally met my gf for the first time after a year of texting online.
B: finally!!! Put kai-uh?

A: Yesssir ya boi finally a man.

by mistahmistah January 29, 2023

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

Reciprocal oral shenanigans between two or more consenting adults.

Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy

That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.

Which one?

When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.

Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.

by weavehole December 29, 2021

Putting Stones

Rockhounds definition of a golf ball. Also a typo for a pudding stone.

I keep finding putting stones, but no agates, petoskeys, or pudding stones

by Lousypirate July 27, 2022

Put your cat on the mic

when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow

"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"

by Bennnjie October 14, 2021

Put that shit on

(PTSO)
1. When your outfit is drippy
2. When you have good rizz
3. When your dick game is fire / you can fuck good

1. “Your fit is heat, you really put that shit on today”
2. “I’m tryna get with that girl, im gonna put that shit on”
3. “We was in the car, piped so good cause i can put that shit on”

by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023