A type of lap dance that is like a regular one except the woman pisses on your lap. It is a kind of kinky sex play.
by Judge dredd7 October 11, 2011

a pirate that pisses everywhere.a word that pisses people off for no reason, very similar to butt pirate.
Gerald:Michael, what's the matter you got some sand in your vagina?
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate
Michael:you dumbass
Gerald:Michael we need to get that sand out of your vagina does it itch?
Michael:fuck you
Gerald:you piss-pirate
by macaroni salad January 30, 2009

Urine that accumulates on the back of the toilet or one the bathroom floor over time to form a gravy-like paste known as piss butter.
I saw a guy on the internet that once scooped piss butter off the back of a toilet, spread it on a cracker, and ate it.
by Gord-O Jones June 26, 2008

getting high of off cat piss
by Colin Johnson March 27, 2008

(n.) Disgusting tasting liquid. Quite possibly the main ingredient for budweiser, since it certainly ain't alcohol, water or even fruit flavourings.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.
Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.
by Tom Mitchell June 11, 2006
